

1. IntroductionIntroduction (1)1. Introduction
Heres the Deal
My name is Jackson. Im not old enough to drink, but Im smart enough to inform my readers of what is right, and what is completely wrong.
Ive decided that Im going to become a professional tap-dancer. Maybe then my family would be proud of me, and I will have tremendous self confidence.
I want to die at age 80. By then I cant do anything I want, I wont have to worry about soiling my bed sheets, and my blood-sucking relatives will be happy.
If I were president of the United States I would demand small childr


2. HeroWhy I Hate Heroes2. Hero
Heroes need to Jump off a cliff. In fact, theyre worthless. I dont care about the good they have done.
Oh what a day! I just saved a child from a rabid dog. I think I just might celebrate by getting my overpaid employee to whip up another one of his neat-o gadgets so I can masturbate without any hands!
Is that what you want your 40 year old failure-as-a-son reading, mom?
Theyre selfish, spoiled brats all wrapped up in spandex and/or tights.
If I were a reporter (in the comic universe) I would p


Extremely ExistentialI have destroyed my dreams.Extremely Existential
I have found them wanting, and discarded them. I have found them incomplete and been unable to finish them. I have found them so convoluted that I lost my way, and when I raised myself above that hedgerow maze I could not remember where I began. Is it really selfish to want to decide, alone, what I want for myself? Isn't it possible to dream, to work towards something, without sacrificing everything?
Haven't I sacrificed enough to get as far as I am? What else is there to give, and else might be done so that I can enjoy a world free of the demands that so constantly hound me?
Breathe In..
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I'm so Ninja, no one notices.
And I'm so Matrix, I can't take off my sunglasses.
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You only live once, no regrets!!
it was well written.
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I find no humor in the idiocy that portrays America today.
Like music? Well I don't.
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You only live once, no regrets!!
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